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Any order of $100 or five tees receives a free T-shirt of YOUR choice, compliments of saint obnoxious (max. $22 value). Please list 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices.
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White and Gold on Pigment Dyed Emerald T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This is the first in a new series of "Irish Toasts." Authored by saint obnoxious, then written by him in formal calligraphy --- a beautiful shirt awaits you.
Gold on Pigment Dyed Willow Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This is my new Gaelic Quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." The shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt. Although not listed, I'll try to keep a few 3XLs in stock so just call or email us for availability.
Dark Gray on Pistachio or Orchid T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This colorful tee is offered in pistachio ladies' cut (SO93) or orchid junior fit (SO94). The M ladies' is 39" across the chest, the XL junior fit measures 36" across the chest.
White on Heliconia (Pink) T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Don't let the sizing fool you here --- these tees are a fuller cut than you might expect. Small, for example, is 27" long with a 36" chest. Also available in Caribbean Blue, Black and Mint Green; please inquire as to availability.
Multi-Colored on Texas Orange T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This is my "Eleventh Commandment" tee. Some of you might disagree with the 'one beer' approach, but hey, it's a big one!
White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"I drink beer buck naked ....." OK, OK, too much information here. Anyhoo, this is a funny shirt! The front of the tee features the large St OBX oval in orange on mid-chest, giving a nice contrast.
Multi-Colored on Honey T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
A firkin is a small cask of varying sizes. No matter, Obbie's cask is kicked and he's not a happy camper.
White on Black or Orchid T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This funny shirt is a junior fit cut, the XL measuring 36" across the chest. The front St OBX oval on mid-chest offers a nice contrast. Please specify Black or Orchid.
Multicolored on Mustard, Yam or Spruce Green T-shirt, Short Sleeve
Any prudent publican in eighteenth century England would have recorded the beers you had consumed in his establishment and kept an updated tally on a piece of slate. Obviously, Obbie hasn't minded his pints and quarts.
Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Commemorating Stone Brewing Company's Arrogant Bastard Ale, this tee is always a big hit at beer events. And sure enough, if you drink enough of this very serious ale you could become an arrogant bastard yourself!
Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Long Sleeve
What a special treat for you or a friend or that miserable arrogant bastard in your life --- surely we all have at least one! With "ARROGANT BASTARD ALE" and "YOU'RE NOT WORTHY" running up and down the sleeves, this shirt is quite an eye-catcher and always a great seller.
"Monkish Business", starring saint obnoxious, sister bodacious and Obbie's flatulently-challenged kid brother, saint ignition. Follow Obbie, Iggie and the good sister as they bungle their way through the 21st century, rarely getting it right but winning your hearts in the process. Check it out...
The latest addition to the site showcases lovely ladies wearing their saint obnoxious beer T-shirts. Do YOU know any candidates for Girls Gone Obnoxious? Check out the babes...
Welcome to the Wonderful World of saint obnoxious!
Saint obnoxious is a bungling, but well-intentioned, beer drinking calligrapher and aspiring T-shirt magnate with a great sense of humor who tries to use his creativity to put a smile on your face. Whew! Enjoy innocent and sometimes naïve quotes,* original and those of others. Sit back, have a laugh and don't take any of my beer T-shirts, baseball caps or thongs too seriously. Anyone offended by any of my products should take the time to calmly sit down and have a nice big glass of Kool-Aid.
*It isn't easy being a 16th century beer monk in a 21st century world, okay?
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