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"Life is Too Short"
This is the plaintive anthem of all true beer lovers. It is performed here by Obbie's sensational singing group, What's an Abbey Four (three, actually; the bass caught plague on the eve of the recording).

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obnoxian chant
This chant recounts the humble origins of an inauspicious young monk as he cleverly planted his witty T-shirts amonkst an unwitting populace. Isn't revisionist history just grand! Performed again by What's an Abbey Four (three, actually, the bass.......oh, sorry).

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900 kb file size
"Life is Too Short"
A poem by saint obnoxious.		 View Poem