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| If a particular shirt strikes your fancy and you don't see your size listed, please contact us at saintobnoxious@verizon.net or call (717) 232-9020. We may have it in stock. |
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saint obnoxious knows he has to keep his shelves stocked with Shitty Beer tees. Feel free to call or email us about other other colors/sizes that may be available from time to time. |
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"Life is too short to drink shitty beer" in German! The front left chest is embroidered with Obbie on a silver background. Don't like black? This tee is also available in a variety of pigment-dyed colors. Please call or email for sizes/colors currently in stock. |
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This navy "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." shirt has tie-dye long sleeves and would have been a hit in the 1560's. Saint obnoxious™, the 16th century beer monk, appears on the front of the shirt as he does on all his apparel. Also available in German; please call or email for sizes currently available. |
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Obbie has always made extreme sacrifices in pursuit of his favorite past time, and Lent has become the latest victim. Yes, beer and pretzels it is, during the Lenten season and throughout the rest of the year as well! |
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 The effigies lying in repose in Cobham Church, Kent, are those of Lord and Lady Cobham. Lord Cobham was present at the trial of Anne Boleyn. |
This whimsical line is painted on a cross beam of an oldy worldy pub in Kent, about 30 miles southeast of London. Although it has saint obnoxious™ written all over it, the true author of this profound sentiment is completely unknown. |
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Now I don't know what Anne did to incur the wrath of these guys, but this is a colorful shirt. You may even want to wear it with a kilt. |
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Alright, already! How about a little respect for the big guys, ok? Available in Medium through 3XL. |
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We seem to have trouble keeping this shirt in stock. Maybe it brings out the "chick magnet" in all of us? |
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Beerhenge holds a special place in Obbie's heart, for he grew up near this local landmark. The reflective bottles of Beerhenge afforded saint obnoxious™ the opportunity to shed much of his canned frustration experienced early on in life. |
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This whimsical but profound quote is taken from the archives of one of London's most beloved landmarks. Finished by Christopher Wren in 1711 and miraculously surviving the Blitz of 1940, St. Paul's Cathedral inspires millions who pass through its gates every year. |
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This short sleeve shirt has become popular at beer-fests and in the pubs. No guarantee for an improved love life is offered by this company. Interpretations of this quote are purely those of the reader and are not necessarily the intention of saint obnoxious™ or his parent company's CEO. Also available in Navy. Please call. |
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Yes, Virginia, there is a saint obnoxious beer. Brewed by Appalachian Brewing Company here in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Obbie's Grand Cru follows the Belgian style of tradition with an elevated abv. of over 8 percent – spicy, fruity and deceptively light! These gorgeous tees feature the intricately embroidered Grand Cru label on the front left chest. |
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The old German saying "If you get soused, you die. If you don't get soused, you die anyway. So, get soused." is a great ice breaker at beer-fests and is re-kindling the art of conversation. Those who read German and those who don't have a clue will be stopping you for a chat about your shirt. It should be noted that saint obnoxious™ would strongly object to us including the English translation. |
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This is the first in a new series of "Old Irish Blessings and Toasts." The front of the shirt is embroidered with the saint obnoxious™ logo on the left chest. |
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A few hardy beer lovers can drink all day, and occasionally Obbie is foolhardy enough to imagine himself in this select circle. Ah, the dark side of saint obnoxious... |
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Yet another Franklin quote that Ben never said. Never mind, it rings true no matter who fathered these lines. |
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For those not wishing to use PayPal, please download and print this PDF order form. Telephone orders are also welcome. Just call us at (717) 232-9020 with your Visa / Master Card information.  This website and its contents Copyright ©2004- saint obnoxious™. All Rights Reserved. For more information or to place special orders, please call 717-232-9020 or email mailto:scott@saintobnoxious.com 915 Capitol Street Harrisburg, PA 17102 Website design and development by Brian Donohue |
