If a particular shirt strikes your fancy and you don't see your size listed, please contact us at saintobnoxious@verizon.net or call (717) 232-9020. We may have it in stock.
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Yellow Cream on Various Colored
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Alright, already! How about a little respect for the big guys, ok? Available in Medium through 3XL.
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| Multicolored on Oceana T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
Now I don't know what Anne did to incur the wrath of these guys, but this is a colorful shirt. You may even want to wear it with a kilt.
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| Purple on Pigment-Dyed Khaki T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
A few hardy beer lovers can drink all day, and occasionally Obbie is foolhardy enough to imagine himself in this select circle. Ah, the dark side of saint obnoxious...
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| Blue Green on Pigment-Dyed Grey T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
Yet another Franklin quote that Ben never said. Never mind, it rings true no matter who fathered these lines.
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St. Margaret's Church,
Ifield, Kent |
| Golden Yellow on Pigment-Dyed Cinnamon T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
Yes, Virginia, there is a saint obnoxious beer. Brewed by Appalachian Brewing Company here in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Obbie's Grand Cru follows the Belgian style of tradition with an elevated abv. of over 8 percent – spicy, fruity and deceptively light!
These gorgeous tees feature the intricately embroidered Grand Cru label on the front left chest.
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Navy on Light Blue Heather Ringer
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We seem to have trouble keeping this shirt in stock. Maybe it brings out the "chick magnet" in all of us?
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White on Pigment-Dyed Navy T-Shirt,
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This whimsical but profound quote is taken from the archives of one of London's most beloved landmarks. Finished by Christopher Wren in 1711 and miraculously surviving the Blitz of 1940, St. Paul's Cathedral inspires millions who pass through its gates every year.
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| White and Gold on Piper Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
This is the first in a new series of "Old Irish Blessings and Toasts." The front of the shirt is embroidered with the saint obnoxious logo on the left chest. |
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Multi-Colored White
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"Erin go Braghless" is the penultimate tee for St. Patrick's Day or any other drinking day of the year, really. The saint obnoxious logo is embroidered on the left front chest. |
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"A cask of ale works more miracles than a church full of saints"
The effigies lying in repose in Cobham Church, Kent, are those of Lord and Lady Darnley. Darnley was present at the trial of Anne Boleyn. |

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| Black on Yam T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
This whimsical line is painted on a cross beam of an oldy worldy pub in Kent, about 30 miles southeast of London. Although it has saint obnoxious written all over it, the true author of this profound sentiment is completely unknown. |
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| Navy on Oxford Grey T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
Obbie is passionate about enjoying the finer things in life. When he says, "Expose yourself to good beer," he really means it!
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| Chocolate on Willow Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
Beerhenge holds a special place in Obbie's heart, for he grew up near this local landmark. The reflective bottles of Beerhenge afforded saint obnoxious the opportunity to shed much of his canned frustration experienced early on in life. |
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| White, Gold and Purple on Slate T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
The very popular "Priests" shirt is now available in a short sleeve tee, sizes L through 2XL.
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| Silver on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
Saint obnoxious knows to keep his shelves well stocked with Shitty Beer shirts. Feel free to contact us about other shirt colors that may be available at this time. We like to hear from other true beer lovers. Call us at 717-232-9020 or email us at saintobnoxious@verizon.net.
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| Yellow on Cardinal Red T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
Another version of Obbie's best selling quote, with a discreet logo touting saint obnoxious as the patron saint of twisted poetry and pure libation.
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| White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
"Life is too short to drink shitty beer" in German! The front left chest is embroidered with Obbie on a silver background. Don't like black? This tee is also available in a variety of pigment-dyed colors. Please call or email for sizes/colors currently in stock.
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The lovely Michelle, promoting saint obnoxious behind the bar at Appalachian Brewing Company. |

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| White on Navy Tie Dyed T-Shirt, Long Sleeve |
This navy "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." shirt has tie-dye long sleeves and would have been a hit in the 1560's. Saint obnoxious, the 16th century monk, appears on the front of the shirt as he does on all his apparel. |
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See? The shirt really does work! |
| Yellow on Forest Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve |
This short sleeve shirt has become popular at beer-fests and in the pubs.
No guarantee for an improved love life is offered by this company. Interpretations of this quote are purely those of the reader and are not necessarily the intention of saint obnoxious or his parent company's CEO.
Also available in Navy. Please call.
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Yellow on Maroon
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The old German saying "If you get soused, you die. If you don't get soused, you die anyway. So, get soused." is a great ice breaker at beer-fests and is re-kindling the art of conversation. Those who read German and those who don't have a clue will be stopping you for a chat about your shirt. It should be noted that saint obnoxious would strongly object to us including the English translation. |
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