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Alright, already! How about a little respect for the big guys, ok? Available in Medium through 3XL. |
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Now I don't know what Anne did to incur the wrath of these guys, but this is a colorful shirt. You may even want to wear it with a kilt. |
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A few hardy beer lovers can drink all day, and occasionally Obbie is foolhardy enough to imagine himself in this select circle. Ah, the dark side of saint obnoxious... |
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Yet another Franklin quote that Ben never said. Never mind, it rings true no matter who fathered these lines. |
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Yes, Virginia, there is a saint obnoxious beer. Brewed by Appalachian Brewing Company here in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Obbie's Grand Cru follows the Belgian style of tradition with an elevated abv. of over 8 percent – spicy, fruity and deceptively light! These gorgeous tees feature the intricately embroidered Grand Cru label on the front left chest. |
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We seem to have trouble keeping this shirt in stock. Maybe it brings out the "chick magnet" in all of us? |
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This whimsical but profound quote is taken from the archives of one of London's most beloved landmarks. Finished by Christopher Wren in 1711 and miraculously surviving the Blitz of 1940, St. Paul's Cathedral inspires millions who pass through its gates every year. |
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This is the first in a new series of "Old Irish Blessings and Toasts." The front of the shirt is embroidered with the saint obnoxious™ logo on the left chest. |
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"Erin go Braghless" is the penultimate tee for St. Patrick's Day or any other drinking day of the year, really. The saint obnoxious™ logo is embroidered on the left front chest. |
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"A cask of ale works more miracles than a church full of saints" |
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This whimsical line is painted on a cross beam of an oldy worldy pub in Kent, about 30 miles southeast of London. Although it has saint obnoxious™ written all over it, the true author of this profound sentiment is completely unknown. |
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Obbie is passionate about enjoying the finer things in life. When he says, "Expose yourself to good beer," he really means it! |
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Beerhenge holds a special place in Obbie's heart, for he grew up near this local landmark. The reflective bottles of Beerhenge afforded saint obnoxious™ the opportunity to shed much of his canned frustration experienced early on in life. |
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The very popular "Priests" shirt is now available in a short sleeve tee, sizes L through 2XL. |
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Saint obnoxious knows to keep his shelves well stocked with Shitty Beer shirts. Feel free to contact us about other shirt colors that may be available at this time. We like to hear from other true beer lovers. Call us at 717-232-9020 or email us at saintobnoxious@verizon.net. |
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Another version of Obbie's best selling quote, with a discreet logo touting saint obnoxious as the patron saint of twisted poetry and pure libation. |
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"Life is too short to drink shitty beer" in German! The front left chest is embroidered with Obbie on a silver background. Don't like black? This tee is also available in a variety of pigment-dyed colors. Please call or email for sizes/colors currently in stock. |
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This navy "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." shirt has tie-dye long sleeves and would have been a hit in the 1560's. Saint obnoxious™, the 16th century monk, appears on the front of the shirt as he does on all his apparel. |
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This short sleeve shirt has become popular at beer-fests and in the pubs. No guarantee for an improved love life is offered by this company. Interpretations of this quote are purely those of the reader and are not necessarily the intention of saint obnoxious™ or his parent company's CEO. Also available in Navy. Please call. |
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The old German saying "If you get soused, you die. If you don't get soused, you die anyway. So, get soused." is a great ice breaker at beer-fests and is re-kindling the art of conversation. Those who read German and those who don't have a clue will be stopping you for a chat about your shirt. It should be noted that saint obnoxious™ would strongly object to us including the English translation. |
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