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Where I'll Be
Any order of $100 or five tees receives a free T-shirt of your choice, compliments of saint obnoxious (max. $20 value). Please list 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices.
OK, are there any beer drinkers from North Dakota or Montana out there? These are the only two states that saint obnoxious has never sold an online order to, so here's the deal: the first to place an order from each state will receive an additional $50 gift certificate from the saint. It would be nice to say that Obbie's wares blanketed the entire Union.
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Blue Green on Stone Washed Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This women's version of the Franklin quote is adorable, but please note that it is not a junior fit tee. Like the men's version, the shirt is embroidered on the left front chest with a teal background. Available in ladies' Small and Medium sizes.
Old Gold on Olive T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Printed on the front only, this is just a fun shirt. As always, other sizes may be available so please contact us.
Multicolored on Camel T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Now did the Kaiser actually say this? Hahahaha, what do YOU think? Anyhoo, the woman who supposedly 'loves' beer doesn't look pleased and Obbie's take on conquering the world isn't going down well, either.
Multicolored on Mustard, Yam or Spruce Green T-shirt, Short Sleeve
Any prudent publican in eighteenth century England would have recorded the beers you had consumed in his establishment and kept an updated tally on a piece of slate. Obviously, Obbie hasn't minded his pints and quarts.
Red and Gold on Black T-shirt, Short Sleeve
Although this ridiculous quote sounds very suggestive, translated it merely means "Don't drop your food." Always good for a laugh and sporting the national colors of Germany, the shirt features saint obnoxious printed in Gold on the front center chest.
Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Commemorating Stone Brewing Company's Arrogant Bastard Ale, this tee is always a big hit at beer events. And sure enough, if you drink enough of this very serious ale you could become an arrogant bastard yourself!
Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Long Sleeve
What a special treat for you or a friend or that miserable arrogant bastard in your life --- surely we all have at least one! With "ARROGANT BASTARD ALE" and "YOU'RE NOT WORTHY" running up and down the sleeves, this shirt is quite an eye-catcher and always a great seller.
"Monkish Business", starring saint obnoxious, sister bodacious and Obbie's flatulently-challenged kid brother, saint ignition. Follow Obbie, Iggie and the good sister as they bungle their way through the 21st century, rarely getting it right but winning your hearts in the process. Check it out...
The latest addition to the site showcases lovely ladies wearing their saint obnoxious beer T-shirts. Do YOU know any candidates for Girls Gone Obnoxious? Check out the babes...
Welcome to the Wonderful World of saint obnoxious!
Saint obnoxious is a bungling, but well-intentioned, beer drinking calligrapher and aspiring T-shirt magnate with a great sense of humor who tries to use his creativity to put a smile on your face. Whew! Enjoy innocent and sometimes naïve quotes,* original and those of others. Sit back, have a laugh and don't take any of my beer T-shirts, baseball caps or thongs too seriously. Anyone offended by any of my products should take the time to calmly sit down and have a nice big glass of Kool-Aid.
*It isn't easy being a 16th century beer monk in a 21st century world, okay?
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