Welcome to the wonderful world of Funny Beer T-Shirts and Apparel by saint obnoxious!

saint obnoxious™ is a bungling, but well-intentioned, beer drinking calligrapher and aspiring Beer T-shirt magnate with a great sense of humor who tries to use his creativity to put a smile on your face. Whew! Enjoy innocent and sometimes naïve quotes,* original and those of others. Sit back, have a laugh and don't take any of my funny Beer T-shirts and Apparel too seriously. Anyone offended by any of my products should take the time to calmly sit down and have a nice big glass of Kool-Aid.

*It isn't easy being a 16th century beer monk in a 21st century world, okay?

Where I'll Be

2024 Reading Liederkranz Oktoberfest October 2nd through October 6th at Reading Liederkranz.

Choctoberfest 2024 October 12th in downtown Hershey, PA from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Rails to Ales! That's right, have a couple pints of Pennsylvania's crafted beers and let the crew at Amtrak get you back to the Capital City, safe and sound. Train excursions to Mount Joy, Lancaster or Downingtown with saint obnoxious are scheduled throughout the year. Please call or email us for departure times. All trains leave from Harrisburg's Victorian station.

saint obnoxious funny Beer T-Shirts have sold extremely well at beer festivals for a number of years now. If you are thinking of selling our beer gear, please email us or call (717) 232-9020. Customizing any shirt to meet your specific needs shouldn't present a problem. We will make it easy for you --- only a two dozen minimum required.

Obbie's Specials

Online retail pricing for my tees now INCLUDES postage and shipping charges. Two or more shirts will be sent via USPS Priority Mail. Orders for MORE than two shirts will also receive a partial postage rebate.

Featured Products

Gold on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world." Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check, eh?!! At some of my events, this funny Beer T-Shirt has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends!

Subdued Black on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"He knew the barmaids well in every town." Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face.

Multi-Colored on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"A little head goes a long way." This is one of the funniest Beer T-Shirts you will ever own, but you have to do your homework and read it VERY CAREFULLY.

Dark Evergreen on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there's bacteria." The Franklin quote Beer T-Shirt depicted here has been recently revised and is more colorful than ever.

Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." I cannot begin to tell you how many people have worn my "shitty beer" T-shirt in Germany and received free beers as a result, seriously! This would also make a nice gift for that special beer snob friend or family member --- birthday or Father's Day, perhaps.

Girl Wearing Funny T-Shirt, Funny Apparel

The
Cock
Inn

One of Obbie's favourite pubs,The Cock Inn, is a traditional English pub dating from 1713...
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Telephone orders are also welcome. Just call us at (717) 232-9020 with your Visa / Master Card information or email saintobnoxious@verizon.net.